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Post by _WIN_ on Wed May 06, 2009 12:53 pm

can someone please moderate this.. i don't know where to put this topic... gawa nga kau ng para sa JOKES. thanks!


There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of georgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.


The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".


100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "IM GAY! IM GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ;
"hey man, got a light?" No No

lol! afro
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Re: stoner joke

Post by oooOOooDarKooOOooo on Sat May 09, 2009 6:02 pm

Gawin mo na lng munang Sticky Topic ang jokes for now...

Wala pang Thread ang for Jokes eh ^_^v

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Post by _WIN_ on Sun May 10, 2009 12:44 am

ah yeah oo nga noh.... cge cge. thank you dark! and i miss you too. welcome back.. sana maayos na net mo. how's the new cam?
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